War declaration: -SF- contra PAŞA, TND and LAT „World War I“

War declaration: -SF- contra PAŞA, TND and LAT „World War I“

Once upon a time, there was a Christmas evening meeting on the great continent of Telemachos. Children from all over the place were celebrating under the christmas tree, to await the birthday of the god's son as well as they waited for their xmas presents.

The cat asked his fellow mates: „Friends, what did you wished for?“

„I wished ruin of worlds and tyranny under my boots for everyone!“, responded an arrogant person whose name doesnt need to be called.

„I thought you were humble.“, answered the cat, „Why so aggressive now?“

Near the raindeer plush toy, there sat an eastern fox with its :3 smile, but turning his voice into anger and spelling: „Cat, its YOUR fault he became so aggrooo! Look how uncomfortable I feel because you are defending the interests of your team.“

„Shouldnt it be my job?“, asked the cat and tried to erase the bad vibes with :3, „But youre still a nice fox!“

„F off!“, hissed the eastern fox.

„Im glad, that my fellow german fox isnt that contradictive in behaviour and is always nice.“, sighed the cat.

The german fox looked with a smile :3 and gave the cat its pawn ere starting to sleep under his palm tree again.

„Enough of discord. Lets continue!“, shouted Pepega, a fellow latvian frog, „What we Latvians wish? An united front against peace and unpunished leeching on islands everywhere! Hate and deceit!“

„Pretty based!“, said Inspector, leader of PASA, „We wish asylums for traitors and saboteurs. Darkness all over the map!“

The greek god of hell came out with his voice: „Now, that we know all peoples wishes, cat, tell us, what is your wish?“

„My wish...“, responded the cat, „... is justice!“

The whole round bursted in laughter, except the cat and his friends.

The cat and his buddies left the room and went into the kitchen, where an italian cook desperately tried to bake a pizza: „No, no pineapples on pizza!“

„Matteo, the whole world hates us!“, explained the rooster Hannibal, „So lets revenge with pineapple pizza or with my brazilean special pizza diabetes! Kikerikiiiii!“

The cat cheered but the alphacat stepped into the front: „No. I got a brandnew plan how to punish them all so they wont forget what they have done to us!“

„And how do you want to do that?“, asked the cat, „That would jeopardize our status as ruling power and could cost sympathies all over the place!“

„Which sympathies? Which sympathies?“, shouted Gedole, „All the people laughed at you. Nah, not at you, they laughed at us! If you continue telling about public sympathies, I will demand the „special lithuanian dream“ that god told you about, become true! Youd be f...ed!“

The cat stood there, smiling :3 and saying nothing.

„Dont be that harsh with our leader, he led us to world dominance, he teached us how to fight, and now he will lead us through the upcoming storm.“, said alphacat, „Now, my cat, do I have your permission? I cant wait!“

„Yes.“, respeonded the cat, „Elaborate your revenge plan.“

Twenty minutes later, the cat was sleeping and dreaming, that the whole crowd sat under the xmas tree again, waiting.

Santa and Krampus entered the door: „Ho ho ho!“, he shouted out loud, „Now, its xmas present time!“

The crowd cheered out loud.

„Wait, why does the Santa has a long tail and why does he has his bag in front of his belly, just like a kangaroo?“, wondered Nido, „Isnt that suspicious?“

„Pssst!“, made the cat, „Youre a good detective, but dont spoil too much!“

Santa took the word: „Have yall been good bois and girls?“

Everyone nodded.

„I dont think so. This time, Krampus will punish anyone who has been naughty!“, Santa explained as Krampus nodded waving with his stick.

„So, Inspector, I have heared, you have been a naughty boi!“, Santa continued, „Explain me, what you did being so naughty!“

Inspector stood up and explained: „I had no problems and my team did good. But the last time, I made a conspiracy with the Latvians and Humble to hurt the innocent -SF-. We gave them asylum in our cities and bases to assault. Moreover, PASA took in a traitor and as -SF- made pressure to kick them, we only pretended to kick the traitor and secretly, he was still our ally!“

Krampus stepped to Inspector and gave him a powerful smack with his stick, so Inspector fell on the floor.

„Now to you, Pepega!“, said Santa, „Youve been naughty as well! I dont even wanna hear excuses! You gave bases free to the traitor TND-Davey, to assault the unaware -SF-. You helped your two latvian countrymen to attack -SF-, despite they donated your island high up to the sky! Dear Krampus, beat him up!“

Krampus went to Pepega and did as ordered.

„Now, stand up, Humble and Eastern Fox!“, commanded Santa the TND leaders, „Have you been good bois?“

„Yes, we have been good bois. Look my smile!“, responded the grinning :3 eastern fox, „And all bad things my friend has been done was only because the cat was naughty and we had to react!“

„And Humble, what do you say?“, asked Santa, „Have you been a good boi?“

„I have been a very very naughty boi.“, responded Humble, „I started to cause problems where none have been. I threatened the cat with absolute blockades and 15 latvians with 500k GP each. I supplied SF-traitors to bully the SF. I invented problems out of nowhere and falsely accused the cat. The cat wanted fair solutions, but I only wanted to rule them over. I am an absolute bully. In the end, I unleashed all my threats against -SF- even though they didnt even revenge against my nasty support for Davey-Traitor. I produced a proxy war pretty unpunished and so I got angry and went all out by myself. I dont even care about my fellow mates in TND. If they suffer, its fine for me. Only my opinion counts. And so I bullied the -SF- and I am proud of it!“

„At least, you have been correct in your description.“, resumed Santa, „And now you two wont get presents as well. Both you and the Eastern Fox will get beaten up by the Krampus instead! But before that, I have to worship the only good boi amongst the leaders in this room!“

The cat stood up.

„Dear cat, you have been the only good boi amongst the leaders. You led your people by the best conscience, youre innocent, you never did something wrong. Your whole team sticks together like a family and your friends are behaving same goodhearted as you. You can be proud of the german fox, the alpha cat, the kangaroo, the rooster, and all the other mates you have.“

„Thank you, great Santa! I am always fighting for the good and I am always defending my friends!“, answered the cat.

„Sure you do. And thats why your wish for justice will be fullfilled. You and your friends shall get all the resources of TND, PASA and LAT. You shall punish them all in my name. Plus, youve got an addittionnal wish on top. So, whats your wish?“

„Fine, thank you, Santa. We will declare war to the three evil powers. And my wish may be, that Krampus spares to smack the eastern fox and therefore smacks the Humble double as hard.“

„Sure. Krampus, do as wished!“

Krampus went to Humble and swang the stick with the full power of twelve reindeers towards the convicted felon who tried to hide himself behind the xmas tree to escape the justice punishment by Krampus and Santa and screamed in agony: „Nooo! Mercyyyyy!“

The whole crowd cheered: „Brawlery, Brawlery, Schlägerei, Schlägerei!“

The cat awoke from the sweet dream and heared the whole map shouting „Brawlery! Schlägerei!“, as he looked up and saw the eastern fox, the Humble, the Inspector and the Pepega brawling up his friends. He himself somehow got a bloody ear injury. He knew, that only defense could rescue justice and that only retribution could maintain respect again. He held his right paw into the sky, stood up with his bloody face, and shouted out to his friends: „FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!“

Hereby the alliance „Semper Fidelis“ (-SF-; ID001; Place 1) declares war to the alliances „The New Divide“ (TND; ID108; Place 4), „PAŞALAR“ (PAŞA; ID008; Place 2) and „LATVIEŠI“ (LAT; ID003; Place 8)!

War reasons:

- Humble/TND is always inventing problems where none are

- Humble/TND is bullying us and went all-out on us
- Humble/TND have advertised one player away from us and weaponized him in a proxy war against us
- PASA gave asylum to traitors and supported Humble/TND with garrision rights
- LAT supported Humble/TND with garrision rights

- We take LAT hostage to Humbles activities due to realizing our threat to take them hostage in case Humble goes all-out against us

War goals:

- Justice

- Regaining respect

- Fair duel

- Fun

- Cementing world domination

War terms: Starting today at 23:00 o'clock german/ingame time. War till accepted capitulation or demolition of the other team. In case of diplomatic peace, winner by less received damage, both resources and generals. In case of slept-in-war, by uncontested declaration of victory.

The enemial diplomat will be informed about the existence of this WD.

May both sides have fun in the war and may the war will happen with fair competition!

Yours; Der Kater/The Warrior

Chancellor and General of -SF-

Justice and Integrity

in representation of the other members of the Chancellery

Nyze – Vice Chancellor of -SF-

DaSoX – Inner Minister of -SF-

Prodigy – Diplomat and Main pirate of -SF-

Gemmy – Member of the Chancellery of -SF-

and the whole alliance of -SF-.

P.S.: In the case of some mentionings have similarities to real people, it is only coincidential.

Mentionings of SF people: 7
Mentionings of TND people: 3
Mentionings of PASA people: 2

Mentionings of LAT people: 1

Insider jokes: 3

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Honestly this is the weirdest way I’ve seen someone say they are in love with Humble.

We despise Humble.

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I get it, he is pretty cool and single handedly took out your entire alliance

He tried to, but failed.

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You keep pretending you are the ‘good guy’ this usually works for you doesn’t it?

If "keep pretending" was deleted, youd be right. Im not pretending to be anti-bully. I am anti-bully. So I am anti-Humble.

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If we were to check, the only person who is ‘bullying the server’ is the person with 2 gold and general banks…but again what would I know

Me personally, I have no gold bank right now. And I wasnt banned 14 days because of multi-suspicion like Humble was.

However, may I ask you, who you are tho

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For a person you despise he seems to be on your mind a lot

There can only be one emperor in rome. And only one world ruling team.

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maybe you hate him because you don’t want to love him but you do?

I am not the only one who dislikes him. Whole world does. Plus, I cant love him.

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Ah yes banned accounts, I could list all the SF members that were banned for similar but that doesn’t fit with your narrative does it?

That with Sinister is long time ago.

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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

Agreeing.

And, you forgot to say, who you are ingame, Telemachos Chronicle

Tele, may I ask you, who you are? Or got fear? ;P

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Now we have the root of the issue, Kater wants the world to love him but they laugh. A true emperor Caligula

This war is not about me, its about the global justice feeling and the revenge for my comrades who have been annoyed.

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Tisk tisk, you are showing your true colors again.

Yes, my true colours never have been hidden. I always stood for my people. In war and diplomatics. The moment Humble threatened us with annihilation, we started immediately with a counter-plan. And months of preparation finally paid off.

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Time to shine up your armor again Mr. Saviour

Two major compagnons of the Humble just hopped under the palm. My thugs are invading Latvia and Turkey in the meanwhile. Warm thanks to Benzo, Gemmy, Tetux and last but not least my mate Rakarkan

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Who am I? Well I’m, I’m, I’m BATMAN.

There is no Batman. But one thing for sure, you seem to be informed quite well about things which are happening; only the interpretation is a bit twisted.

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But the war IS about you Mr. Kitty Kat, the world isn’t bothered about humble, they applaud him for taking down a dictator that perma blocks solo players for no reason.

I dont know anything about blocking solo players for no reason Except for what Humble threatened to do to us.

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But let’s be real here kittykat, my army is ready my people are ready but as always no one comes.

Who are you? If you wanna be visited?

By the way, your idol Humble got robbed in multiple cities and I forced him into Vmod by my own hands:

So the world is currently bully-free And got two more TND people under the palm, but I wont taunt them, because theyre good people.

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It is well known that you try to perma block players for daring to attack your members which is a very bullying tactic.

There is only one case of doing so, and it is the Alhemist. Are you Alhemist? And we attacked Alhemist only because he refused to make a deal with us. We wanted a deal but he refused. Self-guilty.

Moreover, its no bullying, its defending my friends. And coherence. We stand together in -SF-!

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If I see the leaderboard you still are behind him? Maybe you try harder.

I dont need the leaderboard, it is enough that our team is the strongest

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I do take insult to saying I worship Humble, I do not worship false idols I worship the true lord and savior of the world and you will meet him soon. Rest now little kitty Kat your time come

What do you mean by that?

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You really took the time to write all that jiberish, i'm seriously concerned about your health amigo.

Mentioning my name over an over , it's not a healthy obsession.

Also , you didnt force anyone into vmode , read the name "ChristmasIDGAF" , ill see you and your boys after new year .

Maybe you dont have a family , but i do and i value family time and christmas more than feeding your little fragile ego.

Merry christmas everyone , charcoal for the little house cat.

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Says the person who is online day and night and who has the time to provoke debates which lasts whole days nonstop and who invents problems where none have been. Youre the prototype of a bully.

Oh and I have family and IRL, thats why we didnt had time to strike the last month. I wish you merry christmas nontheless.

Yes, its all Humble and Daveys fault. With Humble as Daveys puppet-player. Humble seeked the war and opened fire a month ago. And now, there are consequences on Humble, his team and his supporters. There never was a peace deal with TND after Humble attack. So its just making the already existing war public

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Second , after all your crying in our DM's i dismissed 1.5m generals .

Just a week after i dismissed them , you brought in 1m generals and declared War .

After you started the war, we immediately took measurements. Now, we are ready. And as soon as we catched up to you, you were forced to Vmod.

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You know what else is cringe? That you declare war to 3 alliances at the same time , knowing you cant win a war against TND alone , simply because there aint enaugh targets , i wont count other alliance losses in this fight . Just TND versus SF , we dont hold any responsibility over PASA or LAT losses , they're not out allies and you have no right to put us in a situation that they are.

These will be 3 seperate wars not one combined.

Your team is at end already. The three most important people of your team are in Vmod because of my attacks. Including you, Hades and the Eastern Fox. We proved TND weak when it comes to an enemy of same strength.

Strategy over Masses.

And we are punishing your allies. Those teams who helped you bullying us. And about the LAT, as you threatened us with annihilation, we took LAT hostage, because they gave you Garrision rights and because they are your countrymen and your alliance members and because you have been threatening us with a flood of ambro-gold-generals equipped Latvians. So why not destroying the weak latvians as well? You went after our weak people as well, you attacked people like Aurelia, Aljo etc who have been completely out of range to combat you. When someone with masses of gold and generals is running upon our weakest, then we can hit your weakest as well, cant we?

Thirdly, this is no numbers war. This is an open ends war. This is an annihilation war. Just as you announced to annihilate us. We are now in that mode as well. And your own teams defenses fell apart within no time. People of Pasa are begging us to leave them in peace.

How does it feel, the justice and retribution? How does it FEEL like?