death(death ) vs Lietuva(-LT- )
Death declares war on the Lithuanians because they have militarily harassed our innocent Finnish friends from the -NW- alliance. The war begins immediately.
The war ends when the bats have returned to the Lithuanians leaders head dome and the bears have gone into hibernation mode.
Or when the Lithuanians have compensated the -NW- alliance for the unnecessary traumas and soiled underwears.
Maybe the war ends when the Finnish state exempts middle beer from taxes or ännis has choked on his strong homemade brew.
Or when I, the ännikääliö, decide so.
The war was declared by the annikaalio death leader.